Verdict: Sounds like a nice, even somewhat cool guy.
I don't know about where you are, but in Denmark it's more or less impossible to buy something that would make you react that way (unless you have massive allergies).
Well helpful reader, people are vile because they not only think they can get away with it because of the "anonymity of the internet" but also that reducing someone to be a "faceless person" means that he/she/it is not longer talking to another human being. So because they are no longer talking to a human they have a right to do whatever they want.
Ps OP do you need a hug.
Come on, guys, what are we doing here? "x is just like y!" is not what analogies do.